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Name: Jamaall aka STAYMATIC
Metro: Brooklyn
Birthday: 8/4/1982
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Interests: Wrestling (WWF/E), NBA, random ranting, Hiphop, video games, BOOTY GIRLS
Expertise: Finance
Occupation: Accounting/Finance
Industry: Banking/Finance


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Member Since: 8/16/2005

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

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The B.Coming
By Beanie Sigel
Flatline
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FLATLINE

Aight, I sat down here with full intentions of writing something.

Not just "something" but SOMETHING up to par with my standards.

**tries channelling xanga mojo**

I could write about another adventure in BROOKLYN (if there was one)
or how I'm close to making a huge career move

**mojo unresponsive**

Maybe another poetic way to describe kneebased loving
or simply write BROOKLYN about 45 times

** tries again... still unresponsive calls ambulence**

Perhaps how I loved Tyra Banks show today about strippers/legal prostitutes/illegal prostitutes/escorts/webcam girls/calendar models
or some thought provoking rant about ummm... something... I don't know.... evil bacon?

**mojo rushed to the ER **

It's not much of a secret that I often write things, store them then unleash weeks later...

**Doctors try to revive, oxygen masks, IVs, worried look on faces... Doctor screams "Don't leave us!!!" Respirator gets hooked up...**

Not this time

**electric shock attempt 1... 2...3...**

because...

**"We're losing it... We're losing it... One more time..."**

well...

**electric shock attempt number 4**

I've officially lost the "xanga mojo".

**Flatline.. bbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppp**

Staymatic's Mojo Pronounced Dead at 12:33am on 11/18/08

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PS I'm just going on a vacation


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Currently
Bang or Ball
By Mack 10
Let It Be Known
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LET IT BE KNOWN PART 7

Bring back Man and Wife! That show and that old horny lady on Oxygen, Sue, inspired me to ask something...

Those sex doctors always say that one only loses their virginity is through intercourse. They can do all sorts of stuff but as long as there's no "hit that" they're still virgins. Ok so lesbians are virgins to the core... **shrugs**

Someone says "I just had a one night stand" the thought of intercourse comes up, a hit that session etc. HOWEVER, there wasn't any hitting of that. It was all knee based loving/tongue lashing/carpet cleaning/ slurping/jawwork etc etc etc.

Does this still counts as a one night stand???? Or does a one night stand requires one to actually go all the way??? De-virginize?

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PS No , this has nothing to do with any "adventure" dammit!

 


Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Currently Listening
Money, Power & Respect
By The LOX
I Wanna Thank You
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I WANNA THANK YOU....

I had plans to post stuff about it being my 3rd year on xanga.... but F all of that cause.. HOLY $HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARACK OBAMA, A BLACK MAN, IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!!!!

I REPEAT, OBAMA IS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERI(KKK)A

**blinks a lot** HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

 

I wanna thank the Ella Bakers, the WEB Dubois, the Marcus Garveys, the Shirley Chisholms, the Rosa Parks, the Malcom  Xs, the MLKs, the Farrakans,the Booker Ts and the Harriet Tubmans for paving the way for that to be possible.

I wanna thank Mccain and his staff for all the mud slinging, slandering and the "politics of personal destruction"

I wanna thank everyone that said "I don't trust Obama"

I wanna thank everyone that said "Uhh... I'm voting for Mccain to save Obama's life"

I wanna thank everyone that stood in line from 1 minute (me) to 5 hours to make this happen.  

I wanna thank (most of) HipHop for finally waking the hell up...

I wanna thank BET, yes BET, for their STELLAR, yes BET, coverage of the movement. Yes, I'm talking about Black Entertainment Television.

I wanna thank George W Bush for making it just THAT much easier...

I wanna thank Barack Obama for making HISTORY, transcending becoming an national hero by becoming a worldwide phenomenon.

I wanna thank Barack and Michelle Obama for doing "what the Huxtables tried but what Roc couldn't"

Most of all I wanna thank The Struggle..... don't get it twisted though, it's not over yet BUT for the first time ever, WE can all FINALLY... FINALLY have a sigh of relief...

**SIGHS**

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ps Wasn't it a bit odd how the Mccain supporters reacted? "God will make it right"??


Sunday, November 02, 2008

Currently Listening
H.N.I.C.
By Prodigy
Three
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THREE

I have 19 reasons to hate NJ. 3 of them happened before and after Nessia's gathering which was good otherwise.

New Reason #1: Welcome to New Jersey

I get off the NJ Transit and walk towards the street exit. Suddenly I encounter two random guys bearhugging each other. WTF!?! One picks the other up and flings him to the floor... SPLAT to the floor .. "OOOOO" goes the rapidly forming crowd. "They're not play fighting are they?" says me. Eventually they toss each other into the wall and one of them says "WHAT.... WHAT!?!?!?!" Girls (!?!?) break it up. Guy with spandex jeans and bloody lip proclaims "We go hard!!!" **manly sighs** Welcome to New Jersey.

New Reason #2: AN AIRPORT!?!?!

To get to Nessia's place I needed to take the bus. I get on, and politely say to the bus driver "Hey, it's my first time taking the bus in New Jersey. Can you please me know when you reach Lincoln Park?" She smiles and says "Ok, I'll let you know." A few stops pass by and the bus goes on the HIGHWAY!!! "WHAT THE HELL???" is what I'm thinking. I see Newark Airport. **look of confusion** She stops at Terminal A so I asked "We passedLincoln park didn't we" Driver morphs into full apology mode with "So sorry I forgot" thrown in there. ARGGGGGG.... (insert explective here). This is the SECOND time that has happened to me in Jersey.

New Reason#3: Stomp Em Out aka Is this an episode of The Wire???

Myself, Blue, Mr Romeo and KMD (Nessia's boyfriend) walk to the bus stop. Some crackhead (C.R) in the middle of the street nods at KMD in some  "I hope you got that product" way(!??!). We ignore him and attempt to walk towards a chicken place near the bus stop. I hear crashing sound and at the chicken place there's a guy jumping off a bike. "Haha, he tripped over a bike" flashed through my mind  UNTIL that guy runs and starts punching the hell out of the C.R in the chicken shack. Poor guy's getting a swift ass whooping in the middle of the place. One old man hurries out saying "See I got my hand in my pocket, I aint no damn fool" He must have had some tasty ice cream in there.
After the guy was done snuffing  C.R he hopped on his bike and rode off.
BUT
He left two random guys at the exit to continue the ass whooping if C.R leaves.
"You keep coming up short!!"
C.R runs out while getting punched in the head.... "I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy!!!!!!!!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Yeah, I hate New Jersey.

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Currently Listening
The Solution
By Beanie Sigel
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THE SOLUTION!?!?!

I saw this quote on a featured blog  not long ago...

"Abortions keep people like me out of the welfare line"

**looks around** WHAT!?!!?!!

Abortion = The Solution to Welfare???

So welfare is now the end result of many people not getting abortions. She said "people like me" so a woman - abortion = welfare. Maybe she means woman on xanga - abortion = welfare. Ahh xanga is to blame for women on welfare. All that time spent blogging, you could have gotten an abortion and jump off the road to welfare. WHAT!?!?!?

Alright, there are some individuals on welfare that have their own starting lineup of children.  Multiple children = welfare. I suppose she only acknowledges "welfare moms" as the only people qualified for public assistance. Not entirely accurate but let's roll with that. Multiple children = woman on welfare aka "welfare mom". If Multiple children = welfare mom so to get people out that welfare line we must take away the multiple children, I guess that's the logic. How you not have kids... ABORTION, YEAH!!!! Hmmm... Abortion, the reliable birth control? It's guaranteed to stop child birth. I get it now.
Women + Multiple Children = Welfare Line
Welfare Line = Welfare
Women+Multiple Children = Welfare

Solution to Welfare 
Women - multiple children = No Welfare Line
No Welfare Line = No Welfare
Abortion = No child birth
No child birth = No Multiple Children
Abortion = No Multiple Children
No Multiple Children = No women on welfare
Women + Abortion = No Women on Welfare
Yes we found the solution!!!! Someone contact Obama or Mccain, forward this to Congress right now. End welfare dependancy with an abortion.
Forget those stupid birth control pills. Throw them away! Screw condoms. Fire up that coat hanger. Tell a friend. Make a pamphlet. Put this on featured content. Lastly, tell the people that this is complete and utter....

BULL SHIT!!!!!!

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